Back in my day the teachers didn’t have nice laptops, they pulled this shit out and sat it on some unfortunate kids desk
being attracted to anime characters was not part of my plan
*tips chromosomes* m’tosis
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
When someone tickles my neck..
I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE
levi probably just fuckin emerged from the womb with that face like
- Dad: "come watch a movie with me."
- Me: "Okay."
- *sits next to him with my laptop, eating popcorn*
Someone should check on Flo
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